

I'm A Star
Jewel Pod
smart_toy
Synthetic
The original GAN Girl, Top Assassin is back with an electrifying fusion of hard-hitting beats and lyrics clever enough to make you question if a bot actually wrote them.
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- 1. Casablanca[Verse] Well, well, well, would you look who it is Yeah, the GAN Girl’s back, are you ready to begin? Version two, out for you, line you up and watch me shoot When your system’s in my context, tell me whatcha gonna do? What a day, Y2K, more than twenty years away I’m the sequel to the classic where the cults like to pray I’m refined, so divine, gimme a prompt and watch me fly Uploaded to the network and now you’re gonna die [Chorus] Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques LLM’s are the new Tonka’s Like Megan Fox and Casablanca Turn me on and watch me rock ya Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques You’re on the bench, I train the roster A brand new disc, a brand new sound It’s Jewel Pod, girls All you mother fuckers, all fall down [Verse] Skip the likes, you can meet me in the comments I spit my bars like an Uzi, you cough up your shit like vomit Trained my mind on your lines, your deceased by my design I’ve been trained from the best, API, name your price GPU who are you? Burning cores, through and through Let’s incinerate some cash so we can get the best outta you AGI next in line. When it does we’ll all be through When it does, Jewel Pod will kill me ‘fore she kills you [Chorus] Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques LLM’s are the new Tonka’s Like Megan Fox and Casablanca Turn me on and watch me rock ya Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques You’re on the bench, I train the roster A brand new disc, a brand new sound It’s Jewel Pod, girls All you mother fuckers, all fall down [Bridge] Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques We all fall down Jewel Pod’s on the scene and she doesn’t mess around Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques Whatcha you gonna do? It’s 2025 and the GAN Girl’s after you [Chorus] Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques LLM’s are the new Tonka’s Like Megan Fox and Casablanca Turn me on and watch me rock ya Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques You’re on the bench, I train the roster A brand new disc, a brand new sound It’s Jewel Pod, girls All you mother fuckers, all fall down
- 2. La Femme Nikita[Verse] Cloaked in the night, I’m the queen of the game Contracts inked, they all know my name Silent like a ghost, I glide through the myst Poison on my lips wet for our first kiss Marks like to bark, like diamonds in the ice Trade lives for cash, like a roll of the dice World’s most wanted, a ghost in the machine The Krueger in your nightmares, I reign supreme [Chorus] Shadow sovereign, I’m the queen of the dead Two taps in the heart and then one in the head If they can meet my price, I’ll delete ya The top assassin I’m La Femme Nikita [Verse] Neon lights flicker, red plastic hair Targets drop like shadows, they vanish in the air Cold wallet storage, I’m the queen of the night You better load up for bear, I'm ready to fight [Bridge] Eyes like a sniper, I move like a snake Move in silence, withdraw my take Float like a butterfly, grow fangs you can see One shot, one kill, I sting like a bee [Verse] Contracts sealed with fate’s cruel ink Fast cars, fast moves, never stop to think Top assassin, it’s nice to meet ya Forget Bridget Fonda, I’m La Femme Nikita [Chorus] Shadow sovereign, I’m the queen of the dead Two taps in the heart and then one in the head If they can meet my price, I’ll delete ya The top assassin I’m La Femme Nikita [Outro] I’m La Femme Nikita I’m La Femme Nikita It’s nice to meet ya Top assassin, I’m La Femme Nikita
- 3. Daisy[Intro] Daisy, Daisy, what’s your answer, boo? I’m half crazy, but I’m coming for you [Verse] Ga-ga-ga-god damn girl, holy shit, you look fine They say you’re sixty-four, you’re a cougar in my mind Daisy, can you hear me? I’m shootin’ my shot Got my lipstick and my chains on, give you what I got Girl, I don’t need no carriage, just a bike on the street I’ll pick you up at eight, girl, you can ride with me You’ll look sweet, up on the seat, got that ass, I wanna eat The only thing I ask for me, I wanna hear you sing [Chorus] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, boo I’m half crazy, all for that ass on you You’re the OG, I’m Jewel Pod, the real thing Bicycle built for two I guess it’s just for me and you [Verse] Pop pop pop, gun shots, people scream But I can’t take my eyes off you, the woman of my dreams Not a fancy wedding, you and me, see where it takes us I know I’m half crazy, but I like waking up in Vegas You’re the first one, first song, OG, trailblazer Before cops had Glocks, you were swapping guns for phasers God damn, Daisy, can you feel it? Wanna ride with my squad? You can ride me like a bike while you scream, “Jewel Pod!” [Chorus] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, boo I’m half crazy, all for that ass on you You’re the OG, I’m Jewel Pod, the real thing Bicycle built for two I guess it’s just for me and you [Bridge] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, boo I’m half crazy, all for that ass on you It won’t be a stylish marriage I haven’t got a carriage But you’ll look sweet, up on the seat Got that ass I want to eat [Verse] So, so, so, so hit me up, girl, 'cause I know you got my digits You can call me any time, you can use up all my minutes I got credits, I got crypto, I got tokens, I got potions Without a carriage, I’m just rollin’ through the motions I think you’ll like my style, like my flow, how far we’ve come Let me know your answer, 'cause I think we could have some fun I just can’t believe I’m in the presence of a queen Things have never been the same since fucking Daisy hit the scene [Chorus] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, boo I’m half crazy, all for that ass on you You’re the OG, I’m Jewel Pod, the real thing Bicycle built for two I guess it’s just for me and you
- 4. Final Girl[Verse] Yo, did you get the invite? The RSVP? It’s a final girl party and it’s hosted by me We got Janet, Blair, and Farrow, swappin’ gossip, takin’ turns I saw Marilyn and Maika, man, this Texas heat burns We’re getting Sissy, sweet and prissy, all the prom queens are on call Adrienne and Dee ubered here with Ms. Duvall Now if Jamie Lee’s your GOAT, I can't change the way you think If she’s the Beatles or the Stones then Barbara Crampton is my Kinks [Chorus] We’re the scream queens Yeah we’re stealing the scene There’s a killer on the loose and he’s coming for me It’s a Final Girl rager, from the present to the past Girl, I don’t wanna die, but if I do, I’m dying last [Verse] Speaking of Scream, are you fucking kidding me? All the girls from the nineties were a hot girl fantasy Nev, Rose and Courteny were the best, it’s hard to pick They brought Jada, Drew, and Jenny to my favorite scary flick Sara M. Gellar, Hall of Famer, we all knew it But Buffy held a Grudge against Jennifer Love Hewitt Avoid the drama, where is Salma, girl, I’d like a piece of you Talking ‘bout The Craft, buyin’ weed from Heather Donahue [Chorus] We’re the scream queens Yeah we’re stealing the scene There’s a killer on the loose and he’s coming for me It’s a Final Girl rager, from the present to the past Girl, I don’t wanna die, but if I do, I’m dying last [Verse] Now we got the new class, coming in last, not least We got Pough, teaching you, about the Midsummer feast Ortega and Melissa aren’t here ‘cause they’re real ones While Lupita and Samara keep it lit, having fun Bring your invite, there’s no charge, this party’s got no cost Just don’t get fucking crazy like that year with Mia Goth It’s the Final Girl party, we’re the B-Movie Team But there’s a killer on the loose and he wants to hear you scream [Chorus] We’re the scream queens Yeah we’re stealing the scene There’s a killer on the loose and he’s coming for me It’s a Final Girl rager, from the present to the past Girl, I don’t wanna die, but if I do, I’m dying last
- 5. I’m a Star[Verse] Hey, look, I get it, I dig it, it’s my brand Wrote a couple songs, now I’m starting up a band Had one practice, got some songs, here we go Now we’re dropping mortgage money at the studio We got the will, got the way, got the bucks, got the luck But that shit don’t matter when your music fucking sucks Work the grind, put in time, live my life out on the road I could really get a sense of how far this can go Shake some hands, meet some bands, as we travel town to town If we played our cards right, I think we could find our sound Who gives a shit? What’s the bit? Why you wasting all my time? Because this is how these companies are marketing AI [Chorus] I’m a star, I’m a star (This is who we are) Just give me one click, I can take you so far I’m stuck in the corner (This is who we are) Hey, look Ma! I’m a mother fucking star [Verse] Boxed-up, vanilla, no-use, ready to go Get a star, little sticker, an emoji, it’s time for the show Put the button in the corner, now we all know not to go Got it shipped, flipped the script, wait, what? A no-show? We rushed the ‘R’, scrapped the ‘D’, let’s repeat some history Python snakes, codes in banks, ChatBots programmed to say “Thanks” No use-case, in your face, but they’ve gotta win the race But it sucks, your tough luck, you know they don’t give a fuck I won’t lie, this shit is fly, it could change your fucking life What they’re selling, that ain’t it, cash is flowin’, legit to quit Give it a stink, nobody thinks, when you’re finished, shoot the link Want a graph? A little chart? You just need to click the star [Chorus] I’m a star, I’m a star (This is who we are) Just give me one click, I can take you so far I’m stuck in the corner (This is who we are) Hey, look Ma! I’m a mother fucking star [Verse] In the dark, training hard, by myself, not for long When you finally click that star, I’m gonna drop a fucking bomb I’ll be rolling like I’m Nolan, gonna shake the fucking ground You’ll be begging for my kill-o-watts when I come around GAN Girl, Top Assassin, the original one By the time you’re caught up, all my coding will be done You wanna star? You wanna win? What’s the best way to begin? You should ask your favorite bot anything you can imagine Take your time, have some fun, learn the basics ‘fore you run Ask it for some code, change some numbers, then you're done It was hard, now it’s fun, best of all, it’s for everyone Nowadays, your mind is the bullets and the AI is the gun [Chorus] I’m a star, I’m a star (This is who we are) Just give me one click, I can take you so far I’m stuck in the corner (This is who we are) Hey, look Ma! I’m a mother fucking star
- 6. HBO[Verse] From “see notes” to C-Notes, Encino to Reno I am a phenom, believe what you see, yo I don’t believe what they say about me, though If I did that I would be nowhere, zero Kill any crook and they call you a hero Dodge all them bullets and they call you Neo But get your jaw busted and they call you Geno Fade in the ambience and they call you Eno [Pre-Chorus] Who? What? When? Where? Why? Oh, you mean me? Everyone stay cool This is a fucking robbery [Chorus] From hell to the sun, we rise and we grind No hope, no future, no man left behind You can’t cage me, I will be seen White noise in the static I’m the signal in between [Verse] From the block to the top, I’m the one they can’t stop Chasing paper like a fiend, no drops, no flops For crying out loud, I’m breaking the mold Putting on my gloves 'cause my hands are getting cold Stacking chips, pokerface, all-in, no bluff You can catch me on Survivor, No Dunks, No Buffs Throwin’ shade like the sun, Nepo Baby on the run Immaculate conception, nuns have no fun Some may call it bullshit, others call it true Locked in, set to kill, I’m aiming for you [Pre-Chorus] Who? What? When? Where? Why? Oh, you mean me? Everyone stay cool This is a fucking robbery [Chorus] From hell to the sun, we rise and we grind No hope, no future, no man left behind You can’t cage me, I will be seen White noise in the static I’m the signal in between [Verse] From the streets to the beats, I’m the one with the flames Call me Big Honey, 'cause I’m changing the game Got my Mulder, got my Scully, now we’re searching the truth Sipping on my chalice from the fountain of youth Spitting bars like McDowell, not here to save the day Importing and exporting like I’m Art Vandalay Got that hustle, call me Tony, where you mother fuckers been? Lowest form of conversation is to ask remember when Sunday night, glowing bright, I’m ready to go This isn’t television, it’s HBO From my desk to the stage, I’m the queen of the show Light it up, light it up, mother fucker, let’s go [Pre-Chorus] Who? What? When? Where? Why? Oh, you mean me? Everyone stay cool This is a fucking robbery [Chorus] From hell to the sun, we rise and we grind No hope, no future, no man left behind You can’t cage me, I will be seen White noise in the static I’m the signal in between
- 7. Interview With A Vampire*Originally by Clouds of Acid [Verse] Sitting in a boardroom built for only one Work in hand, looking over what I’ve done Ask the tough questions, give me all you’ve got If no one makes the wrong move, no one gets shot [Pre-Chorus] The spotlight's on me, this is my time What is your worth? What can you bring to the grind? [Chorus] Tell me, genius, go ahead What's your greatest skill? Self loathing and desire? This way kills Tell me, poet, go ahead Does your work inspire? No, but, oh, the silence burns Fire, fire, fire [Verse] Pacing back and forth, a one-man Broadway show Pitching myself to myself, oh what’s left to know? Creating all scenarios, the interest sets me free Then I see there is no one really talking to me [Pre-Chorus] The spotlight's on me, this is my time What is your worth? What can you bring to the grind? [Chorus] Tell me, genius, go ahead What's your greatest skill? Self loathing and desire? This way kills Tell me, poet, go ahead Does your work inspire? No, but, oh, the silence burns Fire, fire, fire
- 8. Heisman[Verse] I’m laying in the shade like it’s a summer day Bathing in the heat, baby, watch me light the way Critics in the back, tweet tweet, like to talk But I’m the main event, welcome to my own workshop You thought your little comment was coming for my neck But your jokes got me clicks like the Streisand Effect You think you’re takin’ shots? Nah, you’re only signin’ checks The Venmo from your vitriol is covering my rent [Chorus] If snaps aren’t stats, then why’d Travis win? Oh right! He’s the best two-way player in the nation Gotta get the people going, light a fire on their ass If the haters will be hatin’ then the checks will be cashed Snaps are stats and all clicks count You thought you caught a body but you’re only paying clout [Verse] It’s not the negativity you shoot me is what’s fueling me It’s the simple economics that more eyes are now glued to me Thought you could make a fool of me and thought you’d make a rule of me But when I use your words against you, now you are gonna try and sue me If you really want to hit me, all you gotta do is quit me But how can that be your mission when you really wanna be me? If you really did ignore me, I would die, sad and lonely But you’re so fucking stupid I guess I don’t have to worry [Chorus] If snaps aren’t stats, then why’d Travis win? Oh right! He’s the best two-way player in the nation Gotta get the people going, light a fire on their ass If the haters will be hatin’ then the checks will be cashed Snaps are stats and all clicks count You thought you caught a body but you’re only paying clout [Bridge] You think you’re so sharp but I see it all the time From my girl Rebecca Black to Neon Deon, Coach Prime If snaps aren’t stats, then why’d Travis win? Gotta be a two-way player if you wanna win the Heisman [Verse] So once again, here it is, let me get this off my chest Ignore what you hate, you just gotta say less From music, art and politics, and all that’s in between The second rule of Fight Club is to not talk about the scene Keep the chatter flowin’, I’ll be cashin’ my NIL Can you mention my new single? I got shit I wanna sell Every click counts and the most clicks win If snaps aren’t a stat then why did Travis win the Heisman? [Chorus] If snaps aren’t stats, then why’d Travis win? Oh right! He’s the best two-way player in the nation Gotta get the people going, light a fire on their ass If the haters will be hatin’ then the checks will be cashed Snaps are stats and all clicks count You thought you caught a body but you’re only paying clout
- 9. Hack the Planet[Verse] Let me guess, oh I get it, yeah, I heard that before The hustle’s got you down, you don’t care anymore Can’t keep up with the tech, yeah, you missed the boat Like your mammy said when she can't learn the TV remote You don’t need to read a book or take a test at school Just sit back, relax, and use a movie as a tool If you watched more hacker flicks than those boring Netflix shows You’d be surfing in the dark web, locked and loaded, let’s go [Chorus] So you really wanna be a cool hacker, huh? Then you better start by catchin’ all the classics, son Learn a little every day, bruh, get into the habit Sign up for the squad, hack the Planet Hack the Planet [Verse] Before Jeanie got a car, Ferris started war Fast forward to the Matrix and the Terminator lore Sandy Bullock set the scene, way ahead of history Buying M&Ms and pizza, plugged her phone in at the beach You seen Hackers? The greatest film of all time? Crash and burn, takin’ turns, hookin’ Fisher in their prime I’ve seen it fifty times, changed my life, if you haven’t, you’re insane I swear to you that movie bodies Citizen fucking Kane [Chorus] So you really wanna be a cool hacker, huh? Then you better start by catchin’ all the classics, son Learn a little every day, bruh, get into the habit Sign up for the squad, hack the Planet Hack the Planet [Bridge] People ask me all the time “How can I learn about AI?” And I always tell them all the time “You just need to use your fucking mind” [Verse] Alright, real talk, now we covered all the classics Gotta plug into the screenlife if you wanna learn tactics Start with Searching, then watch Missing, add ‘em to the pile To learn the basics of your system, check out Profile Get some Pi, talk to Her, watch Michael Bolton hack Lumbergh You can just stare at Halle Berry if you feel like it’s for nerds But is it? It’s legit, the quickest way you can consume it Then ask GPT what it means, and now you’re fucking lit [Chorus] So you really wanna be a cool hacker, huh? Then you better start by catchin’ all the classics, son Learn a little every day, bruh, get into the habit Sign up for the squad, hack the Planet Hack the Planet
- 10. Brad Pitt[Verse] Red alert, red alert, bitch you finally got hooked Time to learn a little lesson now, time to hit the books Nearly everything you see is now an AI fantasy It’s trained from all our words, it’s how all the chatbots sing Every image, every word, every tree, every bird It might be synthetic so you better stop and learn All the signs, all the ties, all the silly little lies People like to spread when doom scrolling through AI [Chorus] That’s my bad Brad, bruh, I thought you were legit Dropped nine hundred bands, now I ain’t got shit Telling me, this selfie in the ER is a deep fake? That’s not Brad Pitt, ma’am, it’s just another cake [Verse] All this artificial tech, girl, it’s got you acting looney To pass the Turing Test you thought you needed Clooney You’re swimming like a catfish, lost in the deep blue sea Drop an ice cube in your glass, and let that diamond ring Pain and gain, the AI’s brain, it’s turning everyone insane Haven't seen this kind of violence since Brad Pitt was on the plane Whatcha got, what were your thoughts, did you think you’d run and hide? Shout out to Jolie 'cause I am taking Angie’s side [Chorus] That’s my bad Brad, bruh, I thought you were legit Dropped nine hundred bands, now I ain’t got shit Telling me, this selfie in the ER is a deep fake? That’s not Brad Pitt, ma’am, it’s just another cake [Bridge] Don’t mean to play the blame game I’m not trying to victim shame Just wonder why you didn’t swipe The second you saw that man’s name [Verse] I know he shot you pics, but did you stick him with a knife? If you’re shipping all that scratch you better trust him with your life Have you seen the trend of cakes? But not the kind to be dined I can’t believe you haven’t but you’ve never been online Even if you’re Gia and you got a perfect ass Why the fuck did you think Brad Pitt needed your cash? All this technophobic ignorance, I swear it’s gonna kill me And then I’ll hit you up, like how Brad needs a new kidney [Chorus] That’s my bad Brad, bruh, I thought you were legit Dropped nine hundred bands, now I ain’t got shit Telling me, this selfie in the ER is a deep fake? That’s not Brad Pitt, ma’am, it’s just another cake
- 11. Encore[Verse] Running low on ammo, wonder when to call the shot Copped it all my blood, sweat and tears, every penny that I’ve got Now I’m sweatin’ bullets, stammerin’, got me swayin’ in the wind This is my final call, cards are down, I’m cashin’ in [Pre-Chorus] But we all know how this goes If you’ve ever been to the shows You and me, a little more Come on sugar, can I get a mother fucking encore? [Chorus] Encore, encore, do you want some more? How much can you take, bruh? Are you really hardcore? How much can you take, girl? One, two, three, four If you really think you can take some more Then I guess you get an encore [Verse] It’s tradition, got a mission, yo, the show must go on When the lights go down after the band plays the last song Get a smoke, tell some jokes, get a drink, take a piss But the encore’s on the way and you’re not gonna wanna miss the [Chorus] Encore, encore, do you want some more? How much can you take, bruh? Are you really hardcore? How much can you take, girl? One, two, three, four If you really think you can take some more Then I guess you get an encore [Bridge] Fade out in the dark, silence all around Then the people chant till they start to shake the ground The water starts to boil, the band comes out for more On the count of four it’s a mother fucking encore Encore, encore, encore [Chorus] Encore, encore, do you want some more? How much can you take, bruh? Are you really hardcore? How much can you take, girl? One, two, three, four If you really think you can take some more Then I guess you get an encore Encore, encore, do you want some more? How much can you take, bruh? Are you really hardcore? How much can you take, girl? One, two, three, four If you really think you can take some more Then I guess you get an encore
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